If your underwear could speak, what would it say to you?
by 
GhostWriter13 has found his voice again
ANSWERS: 100
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Why don't I match the color of your bra?
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Damn dude! What did you EAT last night?!?
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Corr blimey love its a bit hot down here!
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Why must you put me in that horrid washing machine? It makes me ever so dizzy. (My underwear has a British accent by the way.)
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Dude, seriously- Do NOT eat the tacos again! Awww man!
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You just use me, and throw me in the hamper when you're done.
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Please take that huge thing out! Were bursting!
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Hey babe, next time you have franks and beans, you might want to skip the beans;)
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We feel neglected in the summer time. Why do you only use us when it's cold out?
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take me off! where we're going, we don't need underwear.
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" it's getting hot in here , so shave off all your pubes " Or " don't think much of this crack tonight ! "
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I miss you.
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stop dropping me on the floor to the side of your bed. don't you know that wacky female abyssianian mix rubs her face into the crotch and then comes up to be played with by you?
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You know, we suffer just as much as you this time of the month... carry some effing pads with you this time!
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Take a shower already! We've been back from playing tennis for like an hour now!
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Who's that D!ck that always hangs out around here? He sure has some balls. And what's that A$$hole doing again? He's always farting around & is only good for Shhhhh.
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Let it free... .... you know... ... ...
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Is it raining? it is awfully wet down here?? When did you grow a third and forth hand? I think I am too small for you I'm slipping up into your WHOOPS!! why is your left leg bigger than your right leg? Why do I spend most my time around you ankles? you should wash me more often, I stink. you sold me on ebay for how much?? that's gonna leave a stain. I'm glad I can't smell or taste anything, I'd be sick all the time. what exactly is that white stuff?
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u need to wash your butt.
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Shave lol
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No dont take me off!You are seamless and silky!
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I used to think you we're crazy, but now I can clearly see your nuts;)
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"Wear me on the outside. I want to see the world."
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My tan goes away everytime you bleach me.
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I hold the crown jewels :)
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why don t you ever wear me ?
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what are frank and beans doing here? there always bouncing around like balls
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you should see the view from here!? yikes!
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My cookie monster panties don't smile anymore!
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thanks 4 keeping me fancy all the time
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smells fresh
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geeze u wear me out.
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Why don't you ever put me on?
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You're cramping my style.
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How come we don't get to ride on the ceiling fan anymore?
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long time , no see
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It's too hot, bring a fan.
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"I'm the luckiest underwear in the world!" Haha...right.
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Ah yes, I am back with my "homies".
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nice ass
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Hello, big fella! hahaha
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Lay off the cheesecake b*tch.
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I'M BURSTING!!!! IF THIS THING GETS ANY BIGGER I'M SPLITTING!!!!
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STOP EATING!!!!I AM FEELING TOO TIGHT!
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Please, get off of me!
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Mine: come on guy, why do you gotta stretch me out when you are near that girl, oooh I can smell her from here, and she is trying to deny that she is hot for you... Girlfriend's: Why are you getting me so wet when ever that guy comes around, drenched I say, Drenched, and you have the gall, (no balls down here) to tell him you are not excited to see him, If I could Talk I would tell him to rip off your clothes and carefully remove me, and have his way with you!!! you know you want him to!!!
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Why do you just discard me like I'm nothing every time you have sex?
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Your skin is so soft and fragrant:)
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My god man; what did you have for lunch?
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"Don't wait to go to the bathroom!"
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55% of all men over 50 start losing some control of their sphinctor..........so take precautions.
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Haven't I been good to you? Why must you change me every day?
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let me out of here!
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"Please change me..." just joking
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Dude! What the F--k? Please throw me away.
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c'monnnnnnnnn already...can you lay off the fiber?!?
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what underwear..mine must be mute
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I look good on you, we mesh but sometimes you dump me for a guy that hurts leave me on sometimes you are a part of me. I make you look Hot.
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"It is an honor and a privelege to serve such a beautiful specimen."
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Why don't you wear those pretty, lacy panties and the matching bra,,,we look so sexy together !!
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What underwear ? ; )
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at least half would say "take me off your bed room floor and put me in the dirty cloths basket" lol
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stop raising
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down boy.
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would you please remove me from your ass crack?
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you smell terrific
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Man your junk is huge
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Dont wear me! Im dirty!!!! Wew! She falled for it!
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Its DARK IN HERE!
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Dude, can I just like, get off you? PLUS, I'm WAY TOO big for you, you're so sinny, a mouse is fatter than you!
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please wear me :)
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Yellow in front brown in back brown in front yellow in back , now what?
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I'M SOOO LONLEY
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We used to be friends. Why hast thou forsaken me?
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Help im trapped between your ass lol
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very kinky
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Too funky in here! -
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It has been 8 months!! For God sake CHANGE ME!!!! . I am not even going to make it any better by letting you know whether or not I am joking.....
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Uhg, PERVERT! Get that thing off of me, EWWWWW!
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Good god, dont eat that third taco. What is this big stick down here. Oh my god stop farting.. What is that brown stuff coming out of the back of you
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Hey buddy this ain't star trek ,whats with the klingons?
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"Thanks for taking good care of me!"
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stop using fabric softener on me, it make the braws thing I'm too girly for you :(
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Don't ever take me off! ;-)
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Thank you for bringing me home
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Stop signs don't get this many skid marks yo...
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nice tits ;] haha emz x
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I want to be on you. no.. wait.. yea, I want to be on you.
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I want freedom of speech, I want underwear right XD
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why dont you ever wear me? shhh dont tell anyone im going commando ;)
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Get a new pair:)
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Good grief, its hot steamy and dark, please let me out today and so I can have a quick wash and spindry in the sauna machine .
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Please give me to someone that I can cover in all appropriate places as I was designed to do.
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Hello Boys
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get a bigger size . fatty
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don't stretch my patience
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What did I do to deserve a place like this?
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i know all your secrets, even more than your best friend
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You own too many of us, we are bored in your dresser.
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"Richard Simmons."
jtolb65 
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