What rank are you?
A mother was visiting her son on an Army base, and chatted with a colleague of his.
"What rank are you?" she asked.
"I'm relieved to say that I've just been promoted from captain to major."
"Why relieved?"
"Because," he replied, "my last name is Hook."
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I'm an Asshole! That would be Major Asshole to you! Spaceballs clip: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhLqPfAylF4
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Rick Myres I loved that movie. -
Linda Joy Me too! -
Rick Myres Here is your thumbs up.
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confusion in chief. LOL
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I have a red belt in pee-tsuh-do, if that counts.
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Sgt Slaughter. Cause you can't have a slaughter without a light laughter.
Terrible Judge 
bostjan the adequate 🥉 
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