"Professor Plum, in the Library, with the Rope" - Following this method, can you come up with a funny or interesting crime scene?
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Barcaluv
ANSWERS: 17
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he rapes the rope around his neck and chokes and kills himself.a librarian comes in and says uh not my fault and leaves.
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Professor Dingleberry, in your underpants, with a feather and a blow torch;)
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Chief Wanbli In the bag with a bit of nonsense. Ms. Nunya outside the bag with a million questions. Mr. Green in the broom closet with a Budweiser and a dirty magazine.
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What happened to Forrest Gump after he didn't return his library book by the due date.
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Sister Samatha, in the shower, with the slippery soap
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Professor Palm, in the porno section, playing the choking game for his enhancement. ;)
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Chief Wanbli, in the bedroom, with the "something real good inserted here"!!! Hell of a crime scene!! Get out the handcuffs Chief!!! +5 to you Barcaluv!!!
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George W Bush in th White House staring at a blank wall.
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Dr. Rabbit, in Africa, with some toothpaste.
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Colin the Cadaver with a Cucumber.
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Bertie Ahern, In his house, With the huge amount of money that he was "given as a gift"!
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It was Peewee Herman, in the theater, with his bare hands.
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Prostitute Penelope in the basement with a whip !
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Granny Gums in the bathroom with the toilet tissue .
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Professor Plum stacked the books 10 high as he made the victim stand on top of them and wrapped the rope he had looped around the chandalier that came to a noose
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Well, did ya hear? The man in the bright purple spoke. "Yes, indeed I have. Quite the tragedy, but I feel the crime was fruitless."
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Professor Plum, in the library, with the rope, tried to strangle the Librarian, but tripped, the rope got caught round his plums, which then ended up as prunes.
-NUNYA-- 
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