Animal jokes category

Posted by lazerus1500 some time ago

Finish this, a horse walks into a bar _______________?

Posted by Linda Joy some time ago

Where do fish keep their money?

Posted by bostjan the adequate 🥉 some time ago

What great opponent of Cartesian dualism resists the reduction of psychological phenomena to physical states?

Posted by bostjan the adequate 🥉 some time ago

What is the name of an animal that sounds funny if you replace all of the vowels with o's?

Posted by Abha some time ago

Do you know rats actually do laugh when you tickle them ?

Posted by bostjan the adequate 🥉 some time ago

How much wood could a woodpecker peck if a wood pecker would peck wood?

Posted by bostjan the adequate 🥉 some time ago

Are animals in zoos actually people in costumes?

Posted by Jenny The Great ⭐ some time ago

Is the Big Bad Wolf a warewolf?

Posted by Jenny The Great ⭐ some time ago

Could you beat a kangaroo in a kickboxing match?

Posted by Anoname some time ago

Which do you like better - Cats or Dogs? WHY !

Posted by Celifrog some time ago

What's something you shouldn't have as a pet?

Posted by bostjan the adequate 🥉 some time ago

How many deer could a deer fly fly if a deer fly could fly deer?

Posted by bostjan the adequate 🥉 some time ago

Doberman Pinschers bite, lobsters pinch, monkeys lob things, but don't unlock anything. Why can't animals be named more appropiately?

Posted by DancesWithWolves some time ago

What about the song "Bats in the cradle" where did the bats come from China ?

Posted by bostjan the adequate 🥉 some time ago

How do we not have giant platypus farms yet?

Posted by bostjan the adequate 🥉 some time ago

Do you ever wonder what happened to all of the sea monkeys?

Posted by Robert Smith some time ago

If you could be an animal, what would it be and why

Posted by FishyFish some time ago

If all my brothers and sisters get caught up in the filter and die, does that give me the right to state, "I'm a survivor, we're a dying breed."

Posted by hannahXXbanana some time ago

What do you get when you cross a brown chicken and a brown cow?

Posted by lola lola some time ago

How would you describe a dead skunk?

Posted by Schonberg some time ago

When the Elephant sat down she noticed?....................................................

Posted by dumdum some time ago

What do call a bear without teeth?

Posted by sarah586 some time ago

How do you cross an alligator infested river?

Posted by Anoname some time ago

Everyone is mad when you let the cat out of the bag. Why aren't they mad at the guy who put the poor animal IN the bag?

Posted by Ice man some time ago

What's the difference between Men and Pigs?

Posted by car audio crazy some time ago

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Posted by Alatea some time ago

What do you call a cow that has just given birth?

Posted by Mr PantsFellDown some time ago

Petting my pet porcupine proves preposterous. What do I do? He needs lovin!

Posted by virgoavenger some time ago

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Posted by Xtreme2252 some time ago

A cat falls into a pool and the rooster laughs. What's the moral of the story?

Posted by King of all squirrels in Squirreltown some time ago

If you saw a woodchuck chucking wood what would you do about it?

Posted by Kurdawar some time ago

Cat is to Dog, as Snake is to .....

Posted by -_You Can Leave Your Hat On....- some time ago

An Octopus walks into a Bar and says...?

Posted by Takei-Shihan some time ago

What do you yell at a duck to make it lower its head?

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